Growing Pains: Aging Alert!

Five ways to tell this spring chicken is now a summer fowl.

1. I watch "Nightly News with Brian Williams."


2. I hyperventilate over $9 tickets to a matinee.


3. I get all wistful when I hear that song from The Breakfast Club.


4. I give my neighbor the hairy eyeball when her boyfriend roars up the street on his hog.


5. I call a motorcycle a "hog."